Machine Hogging...!

WTF is wrong with you people?!  I was at the gym, and 15 minutes of my first 25 minute cardio session passed by (I do one session at the beginning, and one at the end).  I see somebody on the machine that I want to use when I am done with cardio...  No biggie, as so I thought...  I finish, and fag is still on the machine!

I then go work on a different machine, finish my four sets of ten, and fucker is still on it!  I do a different exercise, , do another four sets of ten, and what do you know...  Bitch is still on the machine I need to use!  Then I do a different exercise, finish...  and guess what, fag is still on it!  Fucking gay poop shit!  I left the gym pretty much pissed, and I just now realized that I forgot to do my second session of cardio, and I didn't do my sit ups!

I was doing different exercises for about one hour, minding my own business, and faggot is on just one fucking machine the whole damn time!  I just wanted to be like, "Bitch!  Hurry the fuck up!"